GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book